| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #428 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 6 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #623 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥉 | chaos butterfly | 622,913 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #281 | chewing gum on a string | 47 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1154 | club necklace | 6 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #35 | dental pliers | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #125 | diamond-studded fronts | 2 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #146 | dusty animal jawbone | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #61 | enchanted toothpick | 25 |
| #277 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 180 |
| #1502 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #89 | ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #61 | gnoll teeth | 112 |
| #98 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #100 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 88 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #101 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 90 |
| #781 | loose teeth | 30 |
| #88 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #124 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 73 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #496 | radium-flavored potato chips | 78 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #985 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1077 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #200 | sabre teeth | 78 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #228 | seal tooth | 87 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #533 | sewer nuggets | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #101 | smile-sharpening stone | 3 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #124 | stick of "gum" | 15 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3154 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #6371 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5806 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7873 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7045 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5157 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6330 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5297 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #82 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 116 |
| #162 | that gum you like | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #901 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #195 | tooth | 20 |
| #17 | toothbrush | 139 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #118 | walrus-tusk earring | 10 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #409 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 92 |
| #45 | ye olde golde frontes | 5 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |