| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #428 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 6 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| 🥉 | chaos butterfly | 617,676 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #282 | chewing gum on a string | 47 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #996 | defective skull | 11 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #125 | diamond-studded fronts | 2 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #143 | dusty animal jawbone | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #61 | enchanted toothpick | 25 |
| #277 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 180 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #88 | ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #60 | gnoll teeth | 112 |
| #97 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #101 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 87 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #101 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 89 |
| #794 | loose teeth | 29 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #124 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 73 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #496 | radium-flavored potato chips | 78 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #200 | sabre teeth | 78 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #227 | seal tooth | 87 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #532 | sewer nuggets | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #101 | smile-sharpening stone | 3 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #126 | stick of "gum" | 15 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #3147 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #83 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 115 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #898 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #195 | tooth | 20 |
| #17 | toothbrush | 139 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #118 | walrus-tusk earring | 10 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #409 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 92 |
| #46 | ye olde golde frontes | 5 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |