| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #286 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #533 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #87 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #56 | borrowed time | 13 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1205 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #355 | ocarina of space | 3 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #102 | time halo | 2 |
| #88 | time's arrow | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #963 | valuable trinket | 57 |