| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #286 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #86 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #54 | borrowed time | 13 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1201 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #353 | ocarina of space | 3 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #102 | time halo | 2 |
| #88 | time's arrow | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #963 | valuable trinket | 57 |