DiscoCow

RankItemQuantity
#581"DRINK ME" potion2
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#405Knob Goblin elite helm11
#378Knob Goblin elite pants12
#318Knob Goblin elite polearm16
#440Knob Goblin visor10
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#4ancient turtle shell powder19
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#756dense meat stack12
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#5338grue egg1
#380hill of beans50
#63insane tophat1
#93knob bugle19
#641meat paste14
#390meat stack84
#992mummy costume1
#1682passable elf mask1
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#14stick-on mini solar panels4
#126stolen office supplies41
#7819stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#7829stuffed astral badger2
#170stuffed can of asparagus101
#106stuffed dodecapede101
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#41stuffed ghuol whelp101
#8910stuffed mind flayer1
#8939stuffed scary death orb1
#3951stuffed shoulder parrot2
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#244terrible poem3
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2578toast24
#1027wolfman mask1

Wow, that's 715 items total!

what items are this player missing?