| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #451 | abominable snowcone | 24 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #653 | bag of airline peanuts | 44 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #646 | bottle of rum | 50 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1083 | box of sunshine | 213 |
| #1058 | brick | 27 |
| #618 | clown hammer | 43 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1204 | defective skull | 5 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #690 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 38 |
| #579 | fake fake vomit | 55 |
| #447 | fake hand | 62 |
| #5 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3,814 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #168 | googly eye | 81 |
| #322 | green snowcone | 50 |
| #1323 | jazz soap | 8 |
| #616 | joybuzzer | 47 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1075 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #691 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 40 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #1322 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #957 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 23 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #578 | rubber emo roe | 55 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #334 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 106 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #324 | true grit | 6 |
| #80 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #637 | whoopie cushion | 48 |
| #664 | wind-up chattering teeth | 45 |
| #641 | yellow snowcone | 51 |