| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #749 | Crimbuck | 1,123 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #206 | FDKOL hotcakes | 20 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #503 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 19 |
| #611 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 10 |
| #542 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 15 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #492 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #1470 | brick | 12 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #488 | empty agua de vida bottle | 323 |
| #1061 | filthy lucre | 23 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #427 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #408 | green clay bead | 18 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #460 | old sweatpants | 153 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #431 | pink clay bead | 25 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #658 | red class ring | 9 |
| #1245 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2561 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #798 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #766 | viking helmet | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #635 | white chocolate chips | 7 |
| #503 | white class ring | 11 |
| #769 | wind-up meatcar | 2 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |