| #64 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 22 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #652 | Imp Ale | 171 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #397 | Ram's Face Lager | 55 |
| #284 | Silver Bullet beer | 8 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #139 | alien drugs | 18 |
| #181 | alien force field disruptor bean | 2 |
| #25 | alien protein powder | 14 |
| #89 | alien source code printout | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #379 | box of sunshine | 1,005 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #15 | buffed alien drugs | 2 |
| #85 | burnt flower | 252 |
| #304 | can of Swiller | 8 |
| #76 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #104 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #148 | cream stout | 42 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #71 | day-old beer | 8 |
| #18 | elven hardtack | 1,671 |
| #37 | elven squeeze | 390 |
| #251 | government cheese | 2 |
| #154 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #88 | ice porter | 1 |
| #776 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 69 |
| #566 | ice-cold Willer | 65 |
| #512 | ice-cold fotie | 31 |
| #706 | ice-cold six-pack | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #80 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #41 | overpriced "imported" beer | 15 |
| #158 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #14 | picky tweezers | 4 |
| #462 | pretty flower | 213 |
| #177 | pumpkin beer | 3 |
| #110 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #127 | sneaky wrapping paper | 8 |
| #208 | space beast fur | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #459 | spectre scepter | 71 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1919 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #63 | used beer | 4 |
| #233 | warbear liquid overcoat | 3 |
| #122 | warbear wardance potion | 14 |