| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot battery | 7 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 8 |
| #65 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 8 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 6 |
| #27 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 24 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 13 |
| #393 | Goodfella contract | 71 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #418 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 27 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #370 | blind-packed capsule toy | 7 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1716 | grue egg | 14 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #100 | home robotics kit | 19 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #105 | nugget of Crimbonium | 48 |
| #674 | paperclip | 33 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #206 | pile of useless robot parts | 3 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #2302 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2504 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #564 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #657 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #305 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #603 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #592 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #675 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 10 |
| #652 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 6 |
| #736 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #363 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 12 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #483 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 9 |
| #748 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #536 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 8 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #709 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #530 | twinkly wad | 106 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #265 | warbear requisition box | 9 |
| #120 | warbear trouser fragment | 58 |
| #264 | warbear whosit | 544 |