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| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #704 | Knob Goblin pants | 6 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #338 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 15 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #348 | abominable snowcone | 40 |
| #272 | acoustic guitarrr | 14 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #361 | anticheese | 16 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #778 | bar skin | 6 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #639 | batgut | 19 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #253 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #468 | blood flower | 15 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #77 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 146 |
| #525 | bowl of cottage cheese | 25 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #219 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 10 |
| #129 | brainy skull | 4 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #241 | broken cellular phone | 17 |
| #46 | bugbear bungguard | 238 |
| #42 | bum cheek | 547 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1599 | candy cane | 19 |
| #410 | candy stake | 14 |
| #133 | cardboard wakizashi | 26 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #211 | carob chunks | 36 |
| #487 | cat appendix | 4 |
| #478 | catgut | 10 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #384 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #237 | chorizo taco | 20 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #370 | creamsicle | 5 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1299 | disturbing fanfic | 11 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #112 | fancy bath salts | 221 |
| #1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #426 | ghuol ears | 25 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1071 | gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #145 | gob of wet hair | 225 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #639 | leathery bat skin | 3 |
| #729 | leathery cat skin | 2 |
| #441 | lihc eye | 26 |
| #224 | lihc face | 28 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #437 | loose teeth | 106 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #825 | penguin skin | 15 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1170 | plot hole | 3 |
| #324 | roll of toilet paper | 300 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #936 | skeleton bone | 12 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #125 | snowboarder pants | 35 |
| #452 | spiked femur | 5 |
| #1002 | star | 1 |
| #178 | sugar-coated pine cone | 17 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1445 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #239 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1576 | unstable DNA | 14 |
| #2329 | unstable laser battery | 18 |
| #292 | wang | 7 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #541 | white snake skin | 12 |
| #232 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #876 | yeti fur | 45 |