| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #572 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #708 | hobo nickel | 195 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #1204 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |