| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #165 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1951 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #640 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #570 | candied bolts | 3 |
| #127 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #707 | hobo nickel | 195 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #300 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1430 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #1208 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1957 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |