| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 15 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #141 | crappy brain | 32 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #144 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #141 | d20 | 1 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
| #109 | d6 | 1 |
| #129 | d8 | 1 |
| #152 | decent brain | 37 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| 🥉 | eldritch scanner | 20 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #339 | good brain | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #48 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #745 | useless powder | 101 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |