| #465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2203 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #5 | Muschat | 131 |
| #129 | Schrödinger's thermos | 213 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #51 | chocolate cigar | 25 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| 🥇 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 128 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #13 | lewd playing card | 72 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #122 | quantum taco | 296 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #81 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |