| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #403 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 27 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #236 | Bonerdagon necklace | 44 |
| #81 | Boss Bat bling | 38 |
| #358 | Boss Bat britches | 39 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #139 | Misty Cape | 14 |
| #124 | Misty Cloak | 14 |
| #82 | Misty Robe | 30 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 3 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 22 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #45 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 16 |
| #24 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 25 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #558 | badass belt | 85 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #303 | figurine of a cold seal | 20 |
| #238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #143 | figurine of a sleek seal | 15 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #197 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 6 |
| #248 | gold wedding ring | 32 |
| #123 | green clay bead | 99 |
| #406 | handful of confetti | 94 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #14 | honeypot | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| #195 | pink clay bead | 103 |
| #55 | purple clay bead | 89 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #514 | red class ring | 14 |
| #183 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #340 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #225 | solid gold bowling ball | 82 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #135 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #229 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #25 | stainless steel solitaire | 26 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #526 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #700 | white class ring | 6 |
| #430 | wind-up meatcar | 24 |