| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #382 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1640 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |