| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #380 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1636 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |