Ataxophobia

RankItemQuantity
#577'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#454Disco Banjo1
#837Loudmouth Larry Lamprey2
#290Mountain Stream soda90
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2405Valentine1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
đŸ¥ˆanniversary balsa wood socks1
đŸ¥‡anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
đŸ¥ˆanniversary concrete fedora1
đŸ¥ˆanniversary pewter cape1
đŸ¥ˆanniversary safety glass vest1
đŸ¥ˆanniversary tiny latex mask1
#406bag of Cheat-Os17
#874black candy heart1
#863black-and-blue light2
#880blue plasma ball2
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#65bottle of alcohol100
#42bottle of cooking sherry100
#228bottle of gin100
#50bottle of popskull100
#266bottle of realpagne1
#443bottle of rum100
#344bottle of sake1
#75bottle of sewage schnapps100
#282bottle of tequila100
#231bottle of vodka100
#5246box of sunshine6
#273boxed wine100
#1100brick25
đŸ¥‡bucket of anniversary lard1
#764cheap studded belt2
#23cursed bottle of black-label rum100
#25cursed bottle of rum100
#45dueling banjo1
#221dusty bottle of Marsala100
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#924fancy opera glasses1
#819flavored foot massage oil1
#701foam dart7
#578frayed rope belt1
#1909green beer1
#845green candy heart4
#870guitar pick1
#324half-sized guitar1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#606insanely spicy bean burrito1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#999lavender candy heart2
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#797orange candy heart8
#230orange candygram2
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#693personal massager2
#710personalized coffee mug27
#765pink candy heart6
#286pink candygram1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#466plastic guitar1
#1247roll of toilet paper26
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#161spicy mushroom quesadilla1
#799stick-on eyebrow piercing1
#273stone banjo1
#2787stuffed Baron von Ratsworth3
#5739stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#3116stuffed Meat1
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#4577stuffed astral badger8
#5771stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#1967stuffed martini1
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#2884stuffed mink2
#2925stuffed monocle2
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#4963stuffed scary death orb7
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#4936stuffed sleazy gravy fairy7
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#6997stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#2924stuffed teddy butler2
#3107stuffed tin of caviar1
#2706stuffed treasure chest1
#5320stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#422unrefined Mountain Stream syrup6
#903white balloon1
#834white candy heart5
#281world's smallest violin1
#948yellow candy heart6
#399yellow candygram1

Wow, that's 1,591 items total!

what items are this player missing?