| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 57 |
| #2944 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #21 | Elf Army machine parts | 133 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #2764 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #652 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #12 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #38 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 4 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yuleviathan necklace | 15 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #70 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #62 | football helmet | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #58 | moustache sock | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #492 | party hat | 3 |
| #45 | power sock | 1 |
| #32 | residual chitin paste | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #35 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #49 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #39 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #138 | twinkly wad | 2,933 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #24 | wool sock | 4 |