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| #226 | Cloaca-Cola | 182 |
| #299 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #213 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 350 |
| #143 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 82 |
| #92 | Knob stuffed shells | 24 |
| #161 | Knoll shroomkabob | 10 |
| #506 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #198 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 43 |
| #29 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 582 |
| #844 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 17 |
| #284 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 196 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #201 | Spam Witch sammich | 248 |
| #237 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 313 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #205 | Trollhouse cookies | 231 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #90 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2,511 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #134 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 124 |
| #199 | anticheese | 53 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #123 | bätzle | 14 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #20 | blood of the Wereseal | 132 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #124 | cheap wind-up clock | 8 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #880 | cranberries | 7 |
| #133 | delicious noodles | 29 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #246 | ghuol egg quiche | 7 |
| #296 | ghuol guolash | 30 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #324 | glass of goat's milk | 31 |
| #167 | grapefruit | 89 |
| #1079 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #795 | herb brownies | 8 |
| #509 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 184 |
| #676 | ice-cold fotie | 16 |
| #708 | ice-cold six-pack | 6 |
| #68 | jumbo olive | 80 |
| #211 | lemon | 326 |
| #436 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #602 | mafia aria | 33 |
| #127 | magical mystery juice | 250 |
| #79 | meat paste | 97,531 |
| #37 | menudo ravioli | 46 |
| #227 | mushroom pizza | 5 |
| #172 | olive | 113 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #127 | orange | 412 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #490 | phonics down | 104 |
| #32 | rat appendix stir-fry | 31 |
| #375 | salty dog | 20 |
| #253 | salty slug | 6 |
| #138 | scroll of drastic healing | 806 |
| #87 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 297 |
| #145 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,196 |
| #72 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 16 |
| #754 | spices | 9 |
| #5 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 308 |
| #149 | spooky shroomkabob | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #594 | t8r tots | 5 |
| #539 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #424 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 25 |
| #242 | tiny house | 974 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #508 | toast | 1,865 |
| #237 | tofu casserole | 6 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #127 | white chocolate chip cookies | 46 |
| #176 | worthless gewgaw | 55 |
| #201 | worthless knick-knack | 55 |
| #150 | worthless trinket | 55 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |