baconator9

RankItemQuantity
#874Instant Karma3
#1202Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#114ancient unspeakable fruitcake34
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2045baconstone2
#2641box of sunshine38
#900candy cane39
#99candy stake46
#1628disassembled clover1
#93floaty gravel2
#642gingerbread bugbear37
#282green beer52
#2400hamethyst1
#146handful of honey64
#97leftover Crimbo rations2
#416nanite-infested candy cane35
#118nanite-infested eggnog34
#77nanite-infested fruitcake49
#102nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear37
#2213porquoise1
#2667stuffed Baron von Ratsworth4
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#4533stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech8
#2770stuffed Meat3
#285stuffed alien blob21
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#5813stuffed astral badger5
#4582stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#1319stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#5808stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#961stuffed gray blob20
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#1681stuffed martini2
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#5346stuffed scary death orb6
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#7047stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#5812stuffed spooky gravy fairy5
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#5299stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#2924stuffed teddy butler2
#4901stuffed undead elbow macaroni7
#2643stuffing1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#69tiny fly glasses4
#1700tiny house1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#98tiny plastic 11 Dealer6
#955tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf8
#670tiny plastic Axe Wound11
#798tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth6
#774tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#461tiny plastic Black Knight15
#943tiny plastic Bonerdagon5
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#1057tiny plastic Cheshire bat17
#207tiny plastic Crimbo Casino3
#694tiny plastic Crimbo elf14
#1064tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer9
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#344tiny plastic Don Crimbo2
#563tiny plastic Felonia8
#816tiny plastic G Imp9
#2171tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#1079tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester7
#946tiny plastic Hellion8
#835tiny plastic Iiti Kitty9
#1148tiny plastic Knob Goblin King4
#418tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter16
#648tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl11
#727tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist10
#533tiny plastic Knott Yeti13
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1044tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy7
#1769tiny plastic Protagonist4
#903tiny plastic Spam Witch8
#594tiny plastic Spunky Princess12
#681tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski7
#561tiny plastic The Man8
#1071tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#738tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo5
#752tiny plastic XXX pr0n10
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1258tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#1664tiny plastic angry goat11
#930tiny plastic anime smiley8
#1070tiny plastic apathetic lizardman7
#1069tiny plastic astronomer7
#1133tiny plastic baby gravy fairy16
#1136tiny plastic barrrnacle16
#805tiny plastic beanbat9
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#2014tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#725tiny plastic blooper10
#729tiny plastic brainsweeper10
#1216tiny plastic briefcase bat6
#1382tiny plastic cocoabo13
#1112tiny plastic coffee pixie16
#759tiny plastic conservationist hippy6
#1069tiny plastic cubist bull7
#1778tiny plastic demoninja4
#723tiny plastic disco bandit7
#1758tiny plastic drunk goat4
#2137tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#825tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker9
#826tiny plastic fluffy bunny9
#827tiny plastic fruit golem9
#935tiny plastic fuzzy dice19
#2248tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick8
#2248tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#1041tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers7
#1234tiny plastic goth giant6
#1316tiny plastic grue14
#1719tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#2048tiny plastic howling balloon monkey9
#1110tiny plastic killer bee16
#1063tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box7
#1509tiny plastic leprechaun12
#1519tiny plastic levitating potato12
#1465tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#1213tiny plastic mosquito15
#963tiny plastic ninja snowman8
#830tiny plastic pastamancer6
#1092tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime16
#561tiny plastic scary clown13
#592tiny plastic seal clubber8
#923tiny plastic senile lihc8
#671tiny plastic smarmy pirate11
#1214tiny plastic spiny skelelton6
#1426tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton13
#664tiny plastic spooky vampire11
#1516tiny plastic stab bat12
#967tiny plastic star starfish18
#201tiny plastic stocking mimic3
#849tiny plastic sweet nutcracker11
#744tiny plastic taco cat10
#723tiny plastic topiary golem10
#851tiny plastic turtle tamer6
#662tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni11
#827tiny plastic warwelf9
#1045tiny plastic whitesnake7
#919tiny plastic zmobie8

Wow, that's 1,447 items total!

what items are this player missing?