Turduckistan

RankItemQuantity
#277Imp Ale752
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#305black paisley oyster egg16
#646black plastic oyster egg7
#846black polka-dot oyster egg5
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#859blue plastic oyster egg5
#840blue polka-dot oyster egg5
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1224cocoa egg1
#231disease67
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#450fricasseed brains1
#1350ghuol egg1
#846goat cheese1
#32golden plastic oyster egg5
#139hand grenegg1
#550hippy medical kit1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#105lavender striped oyster egg18
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#433off-white plastic oyster egg11
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#357off-white striped oyster egg9
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#464puce plastic oyster egg8
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#611rice bowl1
#683safarrri hat1
#1709saucepan1
#30spectral jelly5
#2727stuffed Cheshire bitten17
#2067stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech24
#3380stuffed angry cow13
#3155stuffed astral badger14
#2176stuffed baby gravy fairy24
#2842stuffed cocoabo16
#2713stuffed flaming gravy fairy18
#2130stuffed frozen gravy fairy24
#1978stuffed hand turkey26
#2221stuffed mind flayer23
#1994stuffed scary death orb26
#2121stuffed sleazy gravy fairy24
#2298stuffed snowy owl21
#4053stuffed spooky gravy fairy10
#3048stuffed stinky gravy fairy15
#2812stuffed undead elbow macaroni17
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#2398toast41
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2

Wow, that's 1,393 items total!

what items are this player missing?