| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1019 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #872 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #217 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #90 | New Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #289 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #791 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #300 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #424 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #1129 | candied yams | 7 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #632 | corrupted data | 5 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #188 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #144 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #912 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #130 | meat stack | 694 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #385 | squirming egg sac | 26 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #770 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #760 | tofurkey leg | 11 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #88 | warbear feasting bread | 9 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #68 | warbear liquid lasers | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #606 | warbear whosit | 6 |