| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #207 | cold nuggets | 7 |
| #167 | cold powder | 4 |
| #184 | cold wad | 11 |
| #113 | crowbar | 2 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #48 | fish scimitar | 2 |
| #555 | fish-liver oil | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #427 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #197 | hot nuggets | 10 |
| #153 | hot powder | 9 |
| #266 | hot wad | 12 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #30 | meat stack | 67,053 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #518 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #1094 | saucepan | 12 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #214 | spooky nuggets | 7 |
| #124 | spooky powder | 13 |
| #243 | spooky wad | 9 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #2067 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #1961 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #320 | twinkly nuggets | 14 |
| #261 | twinkly powder | 15 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |