| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #998 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #765 | bag of airline peanuts | 36 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1262 | brick | 18 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #626 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #757 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 33 |
| #947 | fake fake vomit | 25 |
| #719 | fake hand | 33 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #988 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #860 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #856 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1229 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #838 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #814 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #728 | whoopie cushion | 41 |
| #947 | wind-up chattering teeth | 26 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #901 | yellow snowcone | 32 |
| #1349 | yo-yo | 10 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |