| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1416 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1415 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #764 | bag of airline peanuts | 36 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1264 | brick | 18 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #627 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #756 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 33 |
| #945 | fake fake vomit | 25 |
| #719 | fake hand | 33 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #987 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #860 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #856 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1228 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #837 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #818 | rubber emo roe | 34 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #727 | whoopie cushion | 41 |
| #949 | wind-up chattering teeth | 26 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #898 | yellow snowcone | 32 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |