| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #129 | carton of snake milk | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #93 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #154 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |