| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #216 | Feynman gate | 54 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #56 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 379 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 87 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |