| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #215 | Feynman gate | 54 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #57 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 379 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 87 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |