| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #586 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 7 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #254 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 12 |
| #391 | beach glass bead | 7 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #1091 | box of sunshine | 211 |
| #81 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #77 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #397 | clay peace-sign bead | 6 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #50 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
| #423 | decorative fountain | 10 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #123 | double-barreled sling | 9 |
| #514 | filthy corduroys | 8 |
| #439 | filthy knitted dread sack | 10 |
| #330 | filthy pestle | 6 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #323 | hemp string | 39 |
| #180 | hippy bongo | 5 |
| #424 | molten brick | 2 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #57 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #409 | patchouli incense stick | 30 |
| #408 | phat turquoise bead | 11 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #484 | reinforced beaded headband | 2 |
| #457 | reodorant | 10 |
| #143 | rockfish stomach | 2 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #41 | silent R | 2 |
| #34 | silent T | 2 |
| #51 | silent W | 4 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #77 | stuffed gray blob | 461 |
| #484 | tambourine bells | 5 |
| #1206 | toast | 422 |
| #14 | turtle pheromones | 1,310 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #369 | wad of tofu | 10 |
| #385 | windchimes | 14 |