| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #424 | bottle of bubbles | 20 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1080 | herringcello | 18 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #812 | petrified wood | 4 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #808 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #873 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #786 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |