| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #422 | bottle of bubbles | 20 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1079 | herringcello | 18 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #814 | petrified wood | 4 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #810 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #872 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |