Solipsistic Realist

RankItemQuantity
#264"DRINK ME" potion78
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#787Asleep in the Cemetery2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1206Instant Karma1
#1035Jack-in-the-box2
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#305balloon helmet1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#430bed of coals2
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1005big red clown nose1
#964bloody clown pants1
#6256box of sunshine3
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#239clownskin belt1
#716comfy coffin1
🥉control crystal1
#850cornuthaum1
#118deluxe fax machine3
#1151designer handbag1
#587distressed denim pants1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#315epic wad1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#686festive sausage2
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#142myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball2
#189palm-frond capris1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#288pixel hat1
#2213porquoise1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1215roll of toilet paper28
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#803snowboarder pants1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#420star sword1
#368steamy ruby2
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#295tawdry amethyst2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#896vorpal blade1
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1

Wow, that's 215 items total!

what items are this player missing?