| #264 | "DRINK ME" potion | 78 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1213 | roll of toilet paper | 28 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |