| #264 | "DRINK ME" potion | 78 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1035 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #118 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1215 | roll of toilet paper | 28 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #368 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |