| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2050 | Crimbuck | 34 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #338 | FDKOL commendation | 1,044 |
| #231 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #136 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 12 |
| #384 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #289 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 5 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| #113 | The Joy of Wassailing | 21 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #31 | agua de vida | 550 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #126 | bed of coals | 6 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #360 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #468 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #75 | extra-greasy slider | 35 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #435 | floaty sand | 30 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #265 | frozen banquet | 9 |
| #32 | gift-a-pult | 10 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #48 | hot egg | 4 |
| #79 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 31 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #31 | llama lama gong | 613 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #266 | mummy costume | 27 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #243 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #240 | petrified wood | 45 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #222 | pumpkinhead mask | 37 |
| #112 | rusty piece of rebar | 4 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #194 | sewer nuggets | 147 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #145 | slimy alveolus | 5 |
| #231 | smoking grass | 410 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #182 | spooky bark | 97 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #244 | spooky sap | 43 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #259 | tasty tart | 6 |
| #49 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 20 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #45 | voodoo snuff | 32 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #229 | wolfman mask | 34 |
| #68 | wumpus hair | 29 |