| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #324 | Go-Wassail | 55 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #200 | ammonite fossil | 26 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #426 | bananagate | 13 |
| #149 | belemnite fossil | 36 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #97 | bottle of bubbles | 117 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #12 | crystal belt buckle | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1011 | fudgecule | 80 |
| #597 | green gummi ingot | 29 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #35 | gummi canary | 28 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #210 | jerky coins | 104 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #544 | licorice root | 3 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #74 | pog #01 (spider) | 14 |
| #59 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 17 |
| #71 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 15 |
| #49 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 19 |
| #74 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 14 |
| #46 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 22 |
| #63 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 16 |
| #57 | pog #08 (hellion) | 17 |
| #117 | pog #09 (pirate) | 10 |
| #65 | pog #10 (hobo) | 16 |
| #88 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 11 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #582 | red gummi ingot | 30 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #376 | superheated fudge | 9 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #416 | tourmalime | 14 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #108 | wind-up meatcar | 102 |
| #861 | yellow gummi ingot | 6 |