| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #327 | Go-Wassail | 55 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #201 | ammonite fossil | 26 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #425 | bananagate | 13 |
| #150 | belemnite fossil | 36 |
| #186 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #98 | bottle of bubbles | 117 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #12 | crystal belt buckle | 2 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1015 | fudgecule | 80 |
| #601 | green gummi ingot | 29 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #35 | gummi canary | 28 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | jerky coins | 104 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #544 | licorice root | 3 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #73 | pog #01 (spider) | 14 |
| #58 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 17 |
| #70 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 15 |
| #48 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 19 |
| #73 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 14 |
| #45 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 22 |
| #62 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 16 |
| #56 | pog #08 (hellion) | 17 |
| #117 | pog #09 (pirate) | 10 |
| #64 | pog #10 (hobo) | 16 |
| #87 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 11 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #584 | red gummi ingot | 30 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #376 | superheated fudge | 9 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #416 | tourmalime | 14 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #107 | wind-up meatcar | 102 |
| #862 | yellow gummi ingot | 6 |