Blurmeister

RankItemQuantity
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1480baconstone4
#2042ball1
#49disco ball1,615
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1648hamethyst3
#2060kite1
#1086marionette1
#2716pet rock1
#15petrified time11
#1784porquoise2
#1303rag doll1
#368ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#414ring of increase damage1
#2957shiny ring1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2033teddy bear1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#1520tiny plastic Cheshire bat12
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1522tiny plastic angry goat12
#1218tiny plastic baby gravy fairy15
#2518tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#1645tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball11
#2010tiny plastic cocoabo9
#1047tiny plastic coffee pixie17
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1407tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#1671tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick11
#4810tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1528tiny plastic grue12
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#1516tiny plastic howling balloon monkey12
#1110tiny plastic killer bee16
#1813tiny plastic leprechaun10
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#4848tiny plastic mosquito3
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1267tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime14
#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
#697tiny plastic seal clubber7
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2036tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton9
#1011tiny plastic stab bat18
#1518tiny plastic star starfish12
#2898tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#60tiny plastic sword2
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 1,924 items total!

what items are this player missing?