Blurmeister

RankItemQuantity
#1433amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1480baconstone4
#2044ball1
#49disco ball1,615
#1640doll house1
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#1648hamethyst3
#2061kite1
#1087marionette1
#2716pet rock1
#15petrified time11
#1784porquoise2
#1303rag doll1
#369ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#414ring of increase damage1
#2957shiny ring1
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#2033teddy bear1
#42time helmet1
#141time sword1
#43time trousers1
#1521tiny plastic Cheshire bat12
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1523tiny plastic angry goat12
#1220tiny plastic baby gravy fairy15
#2520tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#1279tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#1645tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball11
#2012tiny plastic cocoabo9
#1047tiny plastic coffee pixie17
#1825tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1409tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#1672tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick11
#4812tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1529tiny plastic grue12
#1834tiny plastic hermit3
#1517tiny plastic howling balloon monkey12
#1111tiny plastic killer bee16
#1814tiny plastic leprechaun10
#3937tiny plastic levitating potato4
#4852tiny plastic mosquito3
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1268tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime14
#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
#698tiny plastic seal clubber7
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2037tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton9
#1013tiny plastic stab bat18
#1518tiny plastic star starfish12
#2899tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#59tiny plastic sword2
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#2070top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#2366yo-yo1

Wow, that's 1,924 items total!

what items are this player missing?