| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #639 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 7 |
| #717 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #162 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #287 | burst hellseal brain | 20 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 17 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #32 | crusty hula hoop | 15 |
| #72 | dead meat bun | 4 |
| #614 | disco ball | 41 |
| #4 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1,526 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #12 | frigid fudgepuck | 234 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #337 | hellseal claw | 67 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #16 | mariachi toothpaste | 21 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #15 | peppermint rhino baby | 4 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #35 | red wagon | 14 |
| #60 | roasted duck | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #90 | skeleton | 11 |
| #307 | squirming egg sac | 40 |
| #643 | sunken chest | 12 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 18 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #313 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 8 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #253 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #165 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 23 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #273 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 16 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #195 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 21 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #340 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 7 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 18 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #260 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 16 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 19 |
| #333 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 13 |
| #195 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 21 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 23 |
| #332 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 13 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 18 |
| #202 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 20 |
| #255 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 17 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #146 | tiny plastic fire servant | 15 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #185 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 22 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic moneybee | 13 |
| #204 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 20 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #264 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #63 | yam candy | 4 |