| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #151 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 24 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #86 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 9 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #84 | Gnollish flyswatter | 40 |
| #60 | Gnollish plunger | 49 |
| #441 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 9 |
| #245 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 57 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #23 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1,397 |
| #23 | Orcish frat-paddle | 503 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #109 | acid-squirting flower | 51 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #403 | asparagus knife | 14 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #26 | batblade | 320 |
| #97 | big stick | 6 |
| #24 | broken cellular phone | 369 |
| #58 | can of maces | 18 |
| #580 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #42 | crowbarrr | 67 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #275 | diamond-studded cane | 24 |
| #1035 | disco ball | 12 |
| #520 | drywall axe | 24 |
| #103 | duck-on-a-string | 19 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #396 | frozen nunchaku | 6 |
| #395 | giant discarded plastic fork | 25 |
| #250 | giant needle | 249 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #156 | halfberd | 4 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #68 | helmet turtle | 1,910 |
| #88 | hippo whip | 2 |
| #259 | hot katana blade | 66 |
| #129 | icy katana hilt | 40 |
| #38 | kneecapping stick | 503 |
| #192 | linoleum crossbow | 4 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #88 | linoleum sword | 10 |
| #310 | little paper umbrella | 231 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #319 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 5 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #314 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #297 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #983 | pasta spoon | 9 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #264 | ridiculously huge sword | 54 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #115 | rubber axe | 9 |
| #593 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #299 | sabre teeth | 30 |
| #930 | saucepan | 21 |
| #779 | seal-clubbing club | 22 |
| #156 | skeleton bone | 428 |
| #58 | skewer | 178 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #555 | spooky stick | 11 |
| #358 | spork | 4 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #1200 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #250 | sweet ninja sword | 6 |
| #74 | sword hilt | 6 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #206 | tiny ninja sword | 5 |
| #609 | titanium assault umbrella | 8 |
| #171 | vorpal blade | 52 |
| #157 | whip kit | 2 |
| #475 | white sword | 6 |
| #368 | wooden stakes | 7 |
| #68 | yak whip | 2 |