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| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
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| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
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| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
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| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
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| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
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| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
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| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
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| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
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| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
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| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
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| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
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| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
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| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
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| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
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| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
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| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
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| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
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| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
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| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
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| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
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| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
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| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
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| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
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| #118 | yak whip | 1 |