The_English_Language

RankItemQuantity
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#622alphabet gum1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1849baby killer bee1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#655donkey flipbook1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#4fez of etymology165
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#314heavy D269
#499kickback cookbook1
#588lowercase N8
#910metallic A7
#375original G178
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#437phonics down137
#799ruby W4
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#5713stuffed Cheshire bitten5
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#6396stuffed astral badger4
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#5752stuffed hand turkey5
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#5797stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#6997stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#341terrible poem1

Wow, that's 853 items total!

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