| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #104 | DUFRESNE Suds | 83 |
| #22 | Dust bunny | 473 |
| #161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #154 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #5 | wicker slicker | 2 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #4 | wrought-iron widget | 2 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |