| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #106 | baggie of powdered sugar | 311 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #373 | box of sunshine | 1,031 |
| #610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #59 | crystallized memory | 4 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #25 | floaty inverse geode | 6 |
| #104 | floaty sand | 196 |
| #11 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 608 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #28 | time's arrow | 60 |
| #188 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 6 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |