| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #370 | Crimbuck | 2,700 |
| #24 | FDKOL commendation | 19,281 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #717 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #17 | Moon Pie | 17 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #583 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #176 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 5 |
| #135 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 100 |
| #129 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 100 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #607 | antique record album | 3 |
| #2815 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #217 | corned-beef Reuben | 6 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #8 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 4 |
| #1082 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #146 | fiery wing | 55 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #596 | fudgecule | 1,000 |
| #422 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #582 | hobo nickel | 319 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #264 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| #272 | molten brick | 29 |
| #2062 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #126 | pack of pogs | 151 |
| #564 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #435 | pretty flower | 256 |
| #97 | red wagon | 5 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #269 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 11 |
| #38 | slime stack | 5 |
| #170 | smoking grass | 546 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #2156 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2068 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1284 | stuffed key | 28 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2331 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #1655 | stuffed monocle | 20 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1852 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #1852 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1404 | stuffed treasure chest | 23 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | villainous scythe | 82 |