| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #222 | bone rattle | 10 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #13 | cheap cigar butt | 638 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #925 | defective skull | 14 |
| #446 | fat stacks of cash | 17 |
| #76 | fat wallet | 21 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #68 | plain brown wrapper | 17 |
| #403 | rubber emo roe | 80 |
| #1306 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2946 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #380 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 98 |
| #798 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 58 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #740 | stuffed angry cow | 62 |
| #282 | stuffed astral badger | 123 |
| #989 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #251 | stuffed can of asparagus | 44 |
| #1650 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodecapede | 32 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #560 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 79 |
| #769 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 63 |
| #128 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #813 | stuffed gray blob | 28 |
| #950 | stuffed hand turkey | 52 |
| #1046 | stuffed mind flayer | 49 |
| #2674 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #592 | stuffed ninja snowman | 8 |
| #957 | stuffed scary death orb | 52 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #1133 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 44 |
| #974 | stuffed snowy owl | 49 |
| #866 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 57 |
| #39 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 179 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #1067 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #2772 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2575 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1614 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #107 | stuffed zmobie | 17 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #23 | vinyl shield | 2 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |