| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #220 | bone rattle | 10 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #12 | cheap cigar butt | 638 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #927 | defective skull | 14 |
| #442 | fat stacks of cash | 17 |
| #76 | fat wallet | 21 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #69 | plain brown wrapper | 17 |
| #404 | rubber emo roe | 80 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #372 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 98 |
| #794 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 58 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #739 | stuffed angry cow | 62 |
| #279 | stuffed astral badger | 123 |
| #983 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 51 |
| #250 | stuffed can of asparagus | 44 |
| #1647 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodecapede | 32 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #557 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 79 |
| #769 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 63 |
| #127 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #813 | stuffed gray blob | 28 |
| #946 | stuffed hand turkey | 52 |
| #1040 | stuffed mind flayer | 49 |
| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #592 | stuffed ninja snowman | 8 |
| #956 | stuffed scary death orb | 52 |
| #1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #1132 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 44 |
| #969 | stuffed snowy owl | 49 |
| #864 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 57 |
| #39 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 179 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #1063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1612 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #107 | stuffed zmobie | 17 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #23 | vinyl shield | 2 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |