| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #334 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 5 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 11 |
| #225 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 12 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #283 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #313 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #307 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 6 |
| #2144 | Crimbuck | 24 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #293 | Misty Cape | 3 |
| #278 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #235 | Misty Robe | 6 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #404 | Tuesday's ruby | 4 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #673 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 22 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #297 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 11 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #5 | black mana | 542 |
| #218 | black pension check | 28 |
| #29 | blue mana | 93 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #115 | bubblin' crude | 204 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #139 | dollar-sign bag | 27 |
| #130 | duct tape wallet | 17 |
| #56 | fat wallet | 40 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #32 | giant jar of protein powder | 93 |
| #130 | gold tooth | 3 |
| #261 | gold wedding ring | 29 |
| 🥉 | green mana | 1,387 |
| #156 | half of a gold tooth | 9 |
| #1457 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| #165 | huge gold coin | 29 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #182 | massive gemstone | 11 |
| #6 | muscle oil | 281 |
| #246 | old coin purse | 37 |
| #230 | old leather wallet | 37 |
| #43 | pec oil | 99 |
| #109 | pile of gold coins | 29 |
| #77 | pixel coin | 3 |
| #85 | pixellated moneybag | 18 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #4 | red mana | 531 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #202 | still-beating spleen | 2 |
| #40 | stolen meatpouch | 56 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1649 | stuffed key | 15 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1485 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #38 | topiary nugglet | 120 |
| #990 | towel | 6 |
| #991 | valuable trinket | 54 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #5 | white mana | 791 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |