| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1800 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #146 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #108 | useless powder | 2,671 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |