| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #108 | useless powder | 2,671 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |