| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #925 | Crimbuck | 776 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #13 | Nardz energy beverage | 111 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #341 | antique record album | 9 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1176 | bottle of rum | 7 |
| #183 | bottle of sake | 5 |
| #836 | bottle of tequila | 10 |
| #592 | bottle of vodka | 17 |
| #827 | bottle of whiskey | 16 |
| #890 | bowl of cottage cheese | 5 |
| #725 | boxed wine | 13 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #44 | candy kneecapping stick | 29 |
| #55 | candy knuckles | 26 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #394 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 4 |
| #880 | cranberries | 7 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1813 | elven suicide capsule | 4 |
| #244 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 6 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #440 | fuzzbump | 3 |
| #322 | giant moxie weed | 9 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #356 | ice-cold Willer | 132 |
| #331 | ice-cold fotie | 72 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #640 | lemon | 30 |
| #34 | licorice garrote | 38 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #363 | mulled cider | 3 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #444 | orange | 26 |
| #995 | phonics down | 6 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #247 | pumpkinhead mask | 31 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #347 | rockin' wagon | 2 |
| #405 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #521 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #585 | shot of orange schnapps | 2 |
| #482 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #458 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #341 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #1153 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 7 |
| #767 | spooky sap | 8 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #550 | ten-leaf clover | 16 |
| #1529 | tiny house | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |