| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #222 | twitching claw | 16 |
| #1095 | unstable DNA | 33 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |