#56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
#145 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
#41 | Baja sopapilla | 10 |
#527 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
#229 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,660 |
#54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
#75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
#107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
#155 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
#79 | Crimbo food scraps | 100 |
#175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
#88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
#165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
#30 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
#68 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 8 |
#45 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 3 |
#47 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 11 |
#42 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 5 |
#56 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 13 |
#19 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
#54 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,000 |
#90 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
#62 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 18 |
#56 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 10 |
#51 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
#50 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 3 |
🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
#78 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 8 |
#796 | Crimbuck | 1,003 |
#26 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
#22 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
#29 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 2 |
#240 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
#49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
#96 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
#33 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
#160 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,000 |
#50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
#42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
#16 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 20 |
#33 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 13 |
#66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
#32 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
#60 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
#43 | Elf Guard hotpants | 3 |
#70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
#38 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 4 |
#48 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 5 |
#17 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 20 |
#57 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
#23 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 25 |
#56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
#31 | Elf Guard safety bear | 4 |
#52 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
#48 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
#81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
#59 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 19 |
🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
#357 | FDKOL hotcakes | 8 |
#699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
#88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
#436 | Go-Wassail | 40 |
#667 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
#79 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
#1199 | Instant Karma | 1 |
#161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
#90 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 894 |
#29 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
#88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
#624 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
#250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
#90 | Racisto Ruidoso | 5 |
#211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#149 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 11 |
#28 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
#47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
#79 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
#319 | Schrödinger's thermos | 69 |
#50 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 2 |
#492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
#70 | Sogg-Os | 7 |
#35 | Swedish coffee | 4 |
#98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
#43 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
#4 | The Sword in the Steak | 4 |
#74 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
#41 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
#73 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 3 |
#47 | Trainbot circuitry | 100 |
#73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
#38 | Trainbot linkages | 100 |
#77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
#36 | Trainbot optics | 100 |
#35 | Trainbot plating | 100 |
#72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
#38 | Trainbot servomotors | 100 |
#130 | Trainbot slag | 24 |
#40 | Trainbot tubing | 100 |
#84 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
#48 | bag of QWOP | 200 |
#88 | beautiful rainbow | 5 |
#74 | blood sausage | 1 |
#15 | blood snowcone | 1 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
#59 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 3 |
#5 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 2,800 |
#164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
#51 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
#65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
#48 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
#34 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 3 |
#32 | bottle of Professor Beer | 4 |
#50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
#25 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 4 |
#153 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 7 |
#117 | bottled day | 2 |
#47 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
#214 | breaded beer | 3 |
#140 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
#82 | browser cookie | 1 |
#244 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 3 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#24 | buzzing mushroom wine | 3 |
#62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
#70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
#69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
#298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
#51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
#52 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
#487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
#72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
#48 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
#52 | cranberry schnapps | 7 |
#44 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 11 |
#40 | crystal Crimbo platter | 11 |
#125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
#80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
#69 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
#93 | deviled egg | 1 |
#983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
#97 | disturbing fanfic | 2,500 |
#77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
#78 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 100 |
#35 | electric Kool-Aid | 4 |
#86 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
#201 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
#25 | epic cluster | 1 |
#743 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#6 | fat stacks of cash | 90,000 |
#125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
#64 | flan del mar | 8 |
#59 | flat cider | 1 |
#707 | frozen banquet | 1 |
#150 | fudge bunny | 4 |
🥉 | giant grain of protein powder | 18,230 |
#120 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
#42 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
#130 | glass of bourbon | 3 |
#63 | golden plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#100 | green hamhock | 1 |
#255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
#176 | grue egg omelette | 18 |
#43 | gunner's daughter | 1 |
#65 | hacked gibson | 2 |
#61 | honey-drenched ham slice | 100 |
#38 | ice wine | 1 |
#67 | industrially-crushed ice | 37 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
#555 | jerky coins | 32 |
#78 | karma shawarma | 1 |
#39 | liquid bread | 1 |
#50 | lost elf luggage | 100 |
#145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
#71 | meadeorite | 1 |
#70 | meteoreo | 1 |
#28 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
#61 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 100 |
#42 | mulled wine | 2 |
#24 | officer's nog | 53 |
#50 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
#51 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
#86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
#46 | peppermint tack | 20 |
#86 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
#88 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
#85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
#75 | perfect negroni | 1 |
#82 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
#82 | perfect paloma | 1 |
#36 | phish stick | 26 |
#38 | pie man was not meant to eat | 126 |
#123 | pile of Trainbot parts | 100 |
#98 | ping-pong ball | 100 |
#12 | ping-pong paddle | 10 |
#116 | popular tart | 1 |
#91 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
#266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
#132 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
#398 | quantum taco | 35 |
#281 | queen cookie | 1 |
#168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
#247 | radio button candy | 4 |
#147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
#80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
#43 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
#18 | residual zeal | 4 |
🥇 | roasted duck | 2,464 |
#111 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
#184 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
#28 | savings bond | 1 |
#128 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
#64 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
#28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
#64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
#25 | smooth mushroom wine | 4 |
#318 | soy cordial | 2 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#63 | splendid martini | 1 |
#93 | steamed oyster | 11 |
🥇 | stinkin' bindle | 500 |
#57 | stinkwater | 1 |
#112 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
#29 | swirling mushroom wine | 3 |
#723 | tasty tart | 1 |
#177 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
#582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
#18 | twinkly wad | 144,000 |
#76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
#600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
#27 | wad of dough | 6,000 |
#28 | wet tack | 2 |
#59 | whalecake | 1 |
#34 | whalesteak | 25 |