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| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #282 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #18 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1,106 |
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| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2545 | Yummy Tummy bean | 9 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #130 | awful poetry journal | 1,556 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #22 | balloon monkey | 169 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #128 | black sheepskin diploma | 2 |
| #114 | borg sock monkey | 18 |
| #3682 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1976 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #406 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #346 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #190 | disturbing fanfic | 1,136 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #677 | eye of newt | 6 |
| #224 | facsimile dictionary | 47 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #29 | foolscap fool's cap | 223 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #2514 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #736 | ice-cold fotie | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #46 | kickback cookbook | 11 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #505 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #20 | monkey wrench | 360 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #102 | pink glowstick | 16 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #14 | rhesus monkey | 189 |
| #2054 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #1764 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3661 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #608 | salamander spleen | 8 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #19 | sock monkey | 134 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1126 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #717 | squashed frog | 7 |
| #129 | string of blue beads | 69 |
| #144 | string of green beads | 63 |
| #134 | string of red beads | 66 |
| #7818 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8801 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #80 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 170 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #506 | valuable trinket | 158 |