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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
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| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
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| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
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| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
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| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
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| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
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| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
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| #1025 | herringcello | 19 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
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| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
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| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
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| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
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| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
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| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
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| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #278 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #719 | red class ring | 7 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
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| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
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| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #330 | shiny hood ornament | 2 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
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| #627 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
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| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #2293 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
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| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |