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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #2203 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
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| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
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| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
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| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
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| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
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| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
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| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
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| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
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| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
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| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
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| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
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| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #806 | f3d0r4 | 2 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
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| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
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| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
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| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
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| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
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| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
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| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
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| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
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| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #329 | shiny hood ornament | 2 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
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| #625 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
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| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
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| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
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| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |