| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #480 | BURT | 23 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #995 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #356 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #95 | LCD game: Garbage River | 3 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #26 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #460 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #31 | cornucopia | 37 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #12 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #123 | pumpkinhead mask | 73 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |