| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #480 | BURT | 23 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #993 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #355 | CRIMBCO wine | 21 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #95 | LCD game: Garbage River | 3 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #467 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #103 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #77 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #33 | cornucopia | 37 |
| #1648 | duct tape | 6 |
| #15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #122 | pumpkinhead mask | 73 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #530 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |