| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #388 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #157 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |