| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #193 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |