| #183 | "DRINK ME" potion | 185 |
| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| #617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #1253 | Crimbuck | 361 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
| #776 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #760 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #239 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 4 |
| #181 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 12 |
| #212 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 7 |
| #208 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 7 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #395 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 30 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #129 | colorful plastic ball | 500 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #62 | electrical thingamabob | 309 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #220 | floaty sand | 97 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #14 | plastic ingot | 1,236 |
| #127 | pog #01 (spider) | 8 |
| #179 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 6 |
| #147 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 7 |
| #85 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 12 |
| #126 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 9 |
| #124 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 9 |
| #174 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #208 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #168 | pog #09 (pirate) | 7 |
| #149 | pog #10 (hobo) | 8 |
| #156 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 7 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1181 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 34 |
| #1838 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #1359 | stuffed Meat | 29 |
| #2332 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #2017 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1439 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #824 | stuffed key | 62 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1138 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1401 | stuffed monocle | 27 |
| #2287 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1779 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #1619 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1212 | stuffed teddy butler | 34 |
| #1296 | stuffed tin of caviar | 31 |
| #914 | stuffed treasure chest | 53 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #239 | superheated fudge | 18 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #43 | unearthed potsherd | 86 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |