| #571 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #188 | Crimbo pie | 15 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #644 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1598 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #374 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 20 |
| #123 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #2785 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1924 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2504 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2563 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2654 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2045 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #1369 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #8 | wad of spider silk | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |