| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #189 | Crimbo pie | 15 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #639 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #373 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 20 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1919 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #8 | wad of spider silk | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |