| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #360 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #183 | Dyspepsi grenade | 74 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #311 | acid-squirting flower | 11 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #291 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #233 | disembodied brain | 17 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #517 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #524 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #1298 | green beer | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #291 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 7 |
| #848 | little paper umbrella | 13 |
| #290 | loose teeth | 201 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #149 | magic lamp | 6 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #965 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #350 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #432 | pants of the Slug Lord | 9 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #949 | plot hole | 13 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #306 | purple snowcone | 71 |
| #458 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #392 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #689 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1539 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #1144 | valuable trinket | 37 |
| #640 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #706 | white snake skin | 6 |
| #506 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |