| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #508 | Dolphin King's crown | 9 |
| #360 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #183 | Dyspepsi grenade | 74 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #310 | acid-squirting flower | 11 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #292 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #235 | disembodied brain | 17 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #523 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #289 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 7 |
| #841 | little paper umbrella | 13 |
| #290 | loose teeth | 201 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #148 | magic lamp | 6 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #967 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #348 | nanite-infested eggnog | 13 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #432 | pants of the Slug Lord | 9 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #950 | plot hole | 13 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #308 | purple snowcone | 71 |
| #456 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #392 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #678 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #721 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #690 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1541 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #1145 | valuable trinket | 37 |
| #639 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #706 | white snake skin | 6 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |