| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #1539 | Angry Farmer candy | 9 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #331 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 6 |
| #573 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 4 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #230 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1727 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #873 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 6 |
| #404 | Knob Goblin love potion | 26 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #287 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 7 |
| #289 | Knob Goblin pants | 44 |
| #331 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 34 |
| #337 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 41 |
| #376 | Knob Goblin steroids | 22 |
| #889 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 7 |
| #851 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #690 | Mountain Stream soda | 9 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #760 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 13 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1143 | awful poetry journal | 19 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #664 | bat guano | 6 |
| #543 | bat wing | 13 |
| #589 | batgut | 24 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bowl of cottage cheese | 38 |
| #477 | briefcase | 6 |
| #910 | broken skull | 5 |
| #1285 | chaos butterfly | 11 |
| #921 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #841 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 14 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1171 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #612 | eXtreme mittens | 3 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #161 | enchanted bean | 26 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #987 | furry fur | 14 |
| #882 | ghuol ears | 2 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #731 | giant needle | 17 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1283 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #802 | heavy D | 15 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #1401 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #544 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1011 | lemon | 5 |
| #802 | lihc eye | 4 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1068 | loose teeth | 9 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #457 | meat paste | 66 |
| #690 | meat stack | 12 |
| #910 | metallic A | 7 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #846 | phonics down | 17 |
| #875 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 6 |
| #972 | plot hole | 11 |
| #894 | probability potion | 8 |
| #1009 | procrastination potion | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #734 | rat appendix | 2 |
| #391 | ratgut | 3 |
| #874 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #847 | ridiculously huge sword | 4 |
| #954 | scroll of drastic healing | 11 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #569 | snowboarder pants | 3 |
| #997 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 18 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #982 | spices | 2 |
| #270 | strongness elixir | 23 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6939 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4529 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5816 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5774 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5655 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7824 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #7027 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5817 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3956 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7000 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2370 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #825 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #617 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| #1106 | super-spiky hair gel | 6 |
| #1164 | thin black candle | 15 |
| #1130 | tiny house | 33 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1454 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2732 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #535 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #892 | tires | 1 |
| #892 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #971 | wad of dough | 4 |
| #891 | wolf mask | 5 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |