| #574 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 3 |
| #1538 | Angry Farmer candy | 9 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #330 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 6 |
| #572 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 4 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #231 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1726 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #874 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 6 |
| #401 | Knob Goblin love potion | 26 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #285 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 7 |
| #288 | Knob Goblin pants | 44 |
| #330 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 34 |
| #336 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 41 |
| #373 | Knob Goblin steroids | 22 |
| #888 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 7 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #691 | Mountain Stream soda | 9 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #759 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 13 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1144 | awful poetry journal | 19 |
| #653 | baseball | 3 |
| #662 | bat guano | 6 |
| #542 | bat wing | 13 |
| #589 | batgut | 24 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bowl of cottage cheese | 38 |
| #478 | briefcase | 6 |
| #908 | broken skull | 5 |
| #1284 | chaos butterfly | 11 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #841 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 14 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1172 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #610 | eXtreme mittens | 3 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #161 | enchanted bean | 26 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #988 | furry fur | 14 |
| #884 | ghuol ears | 2 |
| #1172 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #731 | giant needle | 17 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #801 | heavy D | 15 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #894 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #1402 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1013 | lemon | 5 |
| #802 | lihc eye | 4 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1067 | loose teeth | 9 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #454 | meat paste | 66 |
| #692 | meat stack | 12 |
| #907 | metallic A | 7 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #847 | phonics down | 17 |
| #874 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 6 |
| #973 | plot hole | 11 |
| #893 | probability potion | 8 |
| #1010 | procrastination potion | 4 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #734 | rat appendix | 2 |
| #392 | ratgut | 3 |
| #873 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | ridiculously huge sword | 4 |
| #955 | scroll of drastic healing | 11 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #568 | snowboarder pants | 3 |
| #998 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 18 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #269 | strongness elixir | 23 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4520 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5801 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5638 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6986 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #824 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #616 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| #1106 | super-spiky hair gel | 6 |
| #1164 | thin black candle | 15 |
| #1132 | tiny house | 33 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #895 | tires | 1 |
| #889 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #971 | wad of dough | 4 |
| #891 | wolf mask | 5 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |